May 2013
205 posts
fruitpunchg:
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
markhumpus:
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
bitchouttahell:
shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
snorlaxatives:
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
penguinize:
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
I love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
starksfell:
when lyrics are so good u just
